Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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