Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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