I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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