Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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