people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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