i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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