I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
