No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I got inside last night via doggy door
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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