You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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