Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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