i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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