Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Sober January is a disaster.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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