the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I am available for nakedness
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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