Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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