Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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