wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
