I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
