Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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