Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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