so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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