I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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