he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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