Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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