i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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