No awkward lesbian experiences without me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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