Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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