Can Purell be used as lube?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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