Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We don't watch enough power rangers
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
