If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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