We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have aggressive nipples.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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