Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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