Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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