how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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