Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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