I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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