how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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