: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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