she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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