3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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