nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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