You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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