I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
