Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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