im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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