I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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