if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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