so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Farmville is her only friend.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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