We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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