Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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