we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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