It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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