Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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