ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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