i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you win again, gameday.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Enjoy the penises
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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