were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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