yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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