I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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