windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
this hospital has no fireball
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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