Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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