White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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